Snake Handling, by 5-Year-Old
Not that kind of snake handling. But my 5-year-old son did wear a snake at a party recently (click to see larger): As he said, “It was the best party ever.”
Not that kind of snake handling. But my 5-year-old son did wear a snake at a party recently (click to see larger): As he said, “It was the best party ever.”
It went like this: Me: These Duplos have eyes all over them. It’s like a creature from Revelation. He: What’s Revelation? Me: It’s a book in the Bible. There are all sorts of creatures in it. Dragons, too. It will be a great book for you to read sometime, maybe when you are older. He: … Continue reading Apocalyptic Dialogue with my 5-Year-Old Son
This book tells the story of the friendly beasts. The friendly beasts are a cow, donkey, dove, and lamb. I don’t see another animal. But there’s baby Jesus! And there’s a camel in there. The camel brought him a gift. The donkey carried Jesus’ mama. Jesus was a baby. (I knew that before I even … Continue reading My 5-year-old son reviews The Friendly Beasts
My 4-year-old son is now my 5-year-old son. We thought it would be a good idea for him to review his new favorite show, Wild Kratts. Here he is: I watched it on TV and then I noticed it on there, and it became my favorite movie to watch. It’s about Martin and Chris, and … Continue reading My 5-year-old son reviews Wild Kratts
The 1.5-year-old BAH-yull (bottle): that dispenser of water that also doubles as a cuddle friend in her crib, without which SHE WILL NOT GO TO SLEEP. KEEEEEE-koo: cracker, anything crunchy, snack, food. Sample use in a sentence: “Mmmmm…. keeeeekoo.” DAT/THAT: screamed loudly, the ever-shifting direct object of “I want.” Potty: what she–of her own volition–sat … Continue reading 12-Word Lexicon of My Children’s Speech, February 2014
My six-year-old suggested over the weekend that we make a birthday cake for Martin Luther King, Jr. So today, while our 1.5-year-old slept, my wife and I and two sons all went into the kitchen together. We made a carrot cake. (The part of the cake that is not frosted is because of the lactose … Continue reading A six-year-old and three-year-old bake a cake for Martin Luther King
When our five-year-old son was younger, about two, his favorite movie was Cars, by Pixar. In that movie, race car Lightning McQueen finds himself stuck in a small town the week before his big Piston Cup race. He befriends an old pickup truck named Mater, who is voiced by Larry the Cable Guy. Mater declares … Continue reading Your Christian testimony has no shock value? No matter–it’s still compelling
Okay, so he’s not really reviewing the Hebrew language, but he is learning it. Wanting to spend more time with my kids this summer, and seeing a voracious appetite for learning in my five-year-old son, I offered to help him learn a language. I told him I could offer Hebrew (of the biblical variety), Greek (koine/New Testament), and … Continue reading My five-year-old son reviews: The Hebrew Language
My 5-year-old son (and his 2-year-old brother) smiled and laughed heartily as they flew a kite today on the beach. Not just any kite. A Jesus Kite. (Yes, real thing.)
“Can you count to a googol?” “I can’t. I think it might take a hundred days to count to a googol. You think so, daddy?” Thus inquired my 5-year-old son as we sat down to read Can You Count to a Googol? by Robert E. Wells. As the book worked its way through various numbers leading … Continue reading My five-year-old son reviews: Can You Count to a Googol?