The Family Bathroom: An Ode
Parent: Do you need to go poop or pee? I’m about to go to the bathroom.
Parent: Are you SUUURE? I’m going to take a shower.
Child: I don’t need to go poop or pee.
Parent: (Goes to bathroom, starts water, dares to relax)
Child(ren): I NEED TO GO POOP! I NEED TO GO PEE!