RIP, Sony Bluetooth Wireless Speaker: Splash-Proof, but Not Highway-Proof….
Remember the Sony Bluetooth Speaker I reviewed? Want to hear a funny story about it?
After using the speakers for a Sunday morning class, I put them on top of our family van as I was strapping in one of the kids. I got my almost-two-year-old daughter strapped in, we were all happy, the kids had done great in church, and we were going out to eat–a rare treat on a Sunday afternoon. The sun was even shining.
So with everyone strapped in and on our way to family lunch, about 10 minutes into our drive–when we were on the highway, of course–I heard a loud thud at the top of the car and saw in my peripheral vision a blur of pink and purple bouncing around behind me as I sped away.
WHAT WAS THAT?
Oh. The speakers. That I had left on top of the van.
I had received the speakers gratis as a review sample, but I had become fond of them. They were quite convenient for toting around and using in various settings. It was especially nice to amplify music without any wires.
I quickly decided that, yes, I did want to go back to get these speakers. But being on the highway, I would have to exit, get on the highway going the other direction, exit again, and go back the way I came.
By the time we neared the spot of the incident, it had been about 8 minutes. Surely some car–or multiple cars–had by now demolished my precious pink-and-purple players of Passion Pit, Pavement, and Petra.
THEY WERE STILL THERE.
I slowed down and turned on my hazards to get off to the shoulder to (carefully, only when there were no cars) walk into the highway to retrieve my speakers.
They were right there, miraculously between the two lanes. A hundred cars must have passed them, leaving them mercifully in tact.
As I pulled over and slowed to a stop, the car behind me obliviously moved across the lane divider to pass me and…
RAN OVER MY SPEAKERS.
Well, not just ran over. CRUSHED them.
They broke into a hundred pieces, and the car just cruised on by.